Amazing Tongue Twister Rap (Video)

This is a pretty amazing tongue twister rap! It took this guy 65 tries to get it right, and he banged it out in 1 minute and 38 seconds! I have printed the lyrics below. My challenge to you, is to see how fast you can read it, and videotape yourself doing it. Don't take 65 times, send me your first one! Email it to chris.popper@townsquaremedia.com. If possible, send it to me as a youtube video.

I'm going to load mine on Sunday, and hopefully we can get some others in the Townsquare Media Bangor office on Monday to video tape reading it and we'll load theirs as well!

Here are the lyrics

I...Adamantly attack the alphabet  with an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics, But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat brushin' bubbly allover your booby and booty beef cause I'm a carpenter, when I come carvin' your carcass
leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet crumble chron' with my Colorado and my Cal cronies cram it full of condiments like it's a Calzone delicious! but I didn't drive and drink whether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like an electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned just entered me in the election I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis of the erection a freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrified a hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles me and hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy
in hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris and hang with Hipster Helen the hooker with huge hips I'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issues jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu killin em like a kid.. got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza in a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin I'm richer than a Klingon kickin it at the Kremlin but I kick through your door, kall me Kramer Kardashian
Lethal. Literally litter a little limerick that be littler than a Leprechaun a menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a: orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
Oswalt: Patton pickin a pocket pluckin a patent I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion I got a question, I gotta quiz ya should I quirk up the quotes and make the flow quicker really getting ready for the revolution reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin like a sheet of Sudafed i'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse TITTIES ON ATILLA TELL A TELLER THAT'LL TOE TAG TERMINATOR GUN INSIDE A TURTLE TATTERED TOTE BAG
THUGS ARE UN-AMERICAN UNATTRACTIVE AND UNWANTED AS AN UGLY PAIR OF UGG'S VIVID AND VIVACIOUSLY VENOMOUS With the wicked wombats only walking where women is gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu Xo Xo Yippy-ki-yay,! Yours' Truly,
Mac YES YO!!!

Oh shit, I forgot Z....Zebra.