Supreme Court Asks NASA To Send Team To Arrest The Sun After Morning Flurries In Maine

The Supreme Court proved today that it is dead serious about enforcing its ruling that the Sun spend more time with the people of Maine. After early morning snow flurries in most of the state, The Chief Justice called the Director of NASA and asked that a team of astronauts be sent into space immediately to arrest the Sun.

As I reported earlier this week, the Supreme Court ruled that the Sun had been neglecting Maine and needed to spend more time there effective immediately. The Sun promised to comply and swore that there would be no more snow in Maine.

As for the excursion to the Sun, Cooler heads prevailed after President Obama ordered NASA to stand down and called the Chief Justice into the Oval Office for a chat. In the meantime, word clearly got to the Sun because the snow stopped and the skies cleared.

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