Would You Rather Wednesday [POLL]

Today we introduce you to a new feature - Would You Rather Wednesday!

Would you rather have the ability to speak every language in the world and communicate directly with everyone or be able to communicate and understand what your pets are saying, ie speak Dog or Cat?

51 percent say they would rather be able to speak every language in the world. I'm in the minority, as I'd love to be able to communicate with and understand what my Danes are saying. Being able to speak Dog would be amazing.

What Would You Rather?