4 Out Of 5 Dentists Admit That The ADA Finances The Easter Bunny’s Entire Operation

Another answer to a great secret of the universe has been revealed.  How does the Easter Bunny pay for all those Easter Baskets he delivers to children throughout the world?  The American Dental Association and other dental organizations  worldwide foot the bill!

The news was revealed to this Modern Philosopher today by four dentists who wanted to unburden themselves of the secret and their guilt on the condition that I allowed them to remain anonymous.  A fifth dentist, who was also at the meeting, chickened out at the last minute and refused to speak.

So what’s this all about, doctors?  “We need kids to eat candy and get cavities if we want to stay in business,” Doctor A explained.  “The Easter Bunny is responsible for more cavities in the world than causes number 2 through 7 combined!”

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