Move over planking, clocking is one of the newest You Tube trends, and is a lot easier than planking, because you don't need core muscles to do it! You stand in public, with your arms like the hands on the clock, and move them in tune with the time, and you just do it for hours. Man is ruled by time, and by becoming a clock, man is taking control of their destiny!

To "clock" properly follow these simple steps

Step 1. Position your hands to match the current time of day

Step 2. Slowly move your hands in time with the clock.

Step 3. Upload your video to You Tube today!

Step 4. Remember today is April Fool's Day!