The Flash Hospitalized With The Runs; Embarrassed Superhero Chuckles At The Irony

The nasty flu bug that’s been scampering around Maine has even managed to catch up with the fastest man alive. The Flash was admitted to Eastern Maine Medical Center today after a desperate 911 call stating that he was too weak to walk.

The Superhero, famous for his super speed and lightning bolt logo, is reportedly in Maine on vacation. EMTs who responded to the call, found The Flash curled up in the fetal position on the bathroom floor of his rented cabin on Pushaw Lake. He was severely dehydrated, had a temperature of 104.7 degrees, and was so delirious that he believed himself to be Santa Claus.

My sources tell me that the bathroom has been declared a disaster area.

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