Sandman Admits to Slipping Melatonin to Problem Sleepers!

In a stunning move tonight, The Sandman surrendered to authorities after admitting to slipping Melatonin to problem sleepers. While it’s still not clear if this is a criminal offense since Melatonin is not a narcotic, Bangor Police Chief Theo Watkins said The Sandman will be held overnight while the District Attorney decides whether to press charges. Said Chief Watkins, “It is disturbing anytime an old man sneaks into your bedroom and makes you swallow something.”

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