House for Rent on MDI – $1500/month [SATIRE]

We know that housing is at a premium on Mount Desert Island but really? This do-it-yourself house is available for $1500 per month

Land isn't included, and you'll need some more royal icing to make sure the walls stay up. If you do purchase it, there is a condition in the purchase and sale agreement that you can't use it as a vacation rental. Parking is not included

Thanks to Nicole Seavey for the picture