Things You’ll Never Hear Your Dad Say (List)
Yesterday, in honor of Father's Day, I posted "Things Father's Say". If you missed it, you can click here.
Today, with Father's Day tomorrow, I give you the Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Your Dad Say!
- Can you turn up that music? It really calms my nerves.
- You can't finish your peas? Go ahead and throw 'em away.
- Here, you take the remote.
- Oh no, kids, this sled is too fast!
- No, honey, sit this one out. I really can't wait to change that diaper.
- As a matter of fact, let's both go get nose rings!
- Hey, kids! Sit down at the table and try my vichyssoise.
- Go ahead, take my car-and here's fifty bucks for gas.
- Waiter! More ice cream for the little one!
- Where do babies come from?
Happy Father's Day!