Zombie Fragrances for Him and Her

Let's face it -- it's just hard to smell good if you're a zombie. Well, a US perfume company may have solved the problem by launching two new fragrances which it says will help the undead smell more bearable to the living. The New York-based Demeter Fragrance Library claims Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her will enable the "dead to simply pass by without offending". Zombie for Him is said to be a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth, while Zombie for Her is a slightly lighter version with a touch of dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for a feminine touch. The company describes the perfumes as "eminently wearable" although we suggest caution -- especially at the office or on a first date!