Toilet Candy Could Be the Next Big Thing You’re Too Grossed Out to Try

Dogs that drink out of the toilet are simply ahead of the trends.

A new candy from Japan gives people the thrill of eating from a teeny tiny toilet, filling a void we never even knew existed.

This video offers step-by-step instructions how to put the miniature john together (yes, assembly is required) before adding in some sort of powder and water, which then overflows as you drink it through a straw where the substance presumably wipes all the enamel off your teeth or burns a hole in the lining of your stomach. Or both.

Sound tempting? Call us old-fashioned, but we prefer our candy the way we did growing up – wrapped and given to us for free by complete strangers on Halloween.