Miami Heat Mascot Is a Homicidal, Bone-Crushing Maniac

Miami Heat mascot Burnie recently tried to flip over a row of fellow mascots. It did not go well.

Burnie proved he's no Evel Knievel when he failed to clear the line and wound up hitting Stanley C. Panther, of the NHL's Florida Panthers, and Fun Ship Freddy, the Carnival Cruise Line's mascot. Brace yourself for what you're about to see.

Ouch, right?

And you thought Sanders was the Bernie having the most problems these days. Who would've ever imagined there's more danger getting injured by being a mascot than being one of the actual players in the games he's rooting on?

Check out the agonizing fail from some other vantage points and be grateful you chose to get into a different profession.