Have A Spare $1.86 Million?

It's Christmas time, and for the person who has everything, we have found the perfect thing, something we know they don't have!

A recent Craig's List Ad in New Hampshire advertised two unicorns, which must go as a pair. According to the ad

We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn. Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home. We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE

We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.

 

If you don't want to purchase two unicorns, and still have $1.86 million that you're dieing to get rid of, my son just graduated and wants to go to law school!