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Dan Seitz
Meet The Self-Walking Dog
As any dog owner knows, most dogs love walks, but walks are time consuming. So this very polite dog learned how to walk himself, complete with carrying his own leash. In fact, he's a better and more well behaved pedestrian than some humans we know...
Twins Try To Imitate Dad’s Sneeze
Babies imitate their parents all the time, as anybody who has accidentally let a curse word slip in front of a baby can tell you. But sometimes this is less embarrassing and more cute.
Witness, for example, these twins "learning" how to sneeze courtesy of their dad...
This Is The Only Dodgeball GIF You’ll Ever Need
Dodgeball is a rite of passage for millions, whether you've got the coordination and skill to catch a ball, or just get brutally pounded by your classmates with rubber balls while the coach laughs.
For everybody who ever hated dodgeball, this GIF is for you.
Wedding Season Is Ending And Here Are The Lowlights
If weddings were a sport, we'd be wrapping up the main season. And like all sports, there's a blooper reel!
Buzzfeed Gives YouTube Commenters What They Deserve
The comments section on YouTube finally gets what it deserves, courtesy of Buzzfeed.
Goats on a See Saw Will Rock Your Cuteness World
Baby goats are just as inquisitive as any other baby animal. But like most babies, they have to learn about physics the hard way.
Thirty Two Metronomes Sync Up Over Time In Video
If you've ever played an instrument, you're probably familiar with the humble metronome. Back and forth, back and forth... but have you ever wondered what it would take to get more than one clicking in sync?
Turns out, even with a lot of them, all you really have to do is wait.
Texting Woman Walks Off Cliff
Texting while driving? Dangerous. Texting while walking? Generally just a bit impolite if you're in a crowded area.
At least, that's normally the case. If you live near a cliff, it might not be a great idea.
Enjoy Some Snake On Your Slice With Everglades Pizza
Pineapple not exotic enough for you? Jalapenos leave you cold? Then if you're looking for an unusual pizza, look no further than a southwest Florida pizzeria known as Evan's Neighborhood Pizza, and their Everglades pie.
Cat Adorably Dislikes Coins
This video "Cat, Have a Coin" tries to answer a question that haunts our dreams and troubles our waking life: Just how easy is it to get a cat to hold a coin.
The answer? Very.