Valentine's Day

The folks at the Maine Department of Transportation have some special Valentine's Day messages for motorists traveling Maine's roads and highways. Unfortunately not all of us will drive by the electronic messageboards, so I wanted to make sure you saw their clever witticisms!

Baby Shark has released a special Valentine's Day video featuring Baby Shark, Mommy Shark, Daddy Shark, Grandma Shark and Grandpa Shark! Watch it and you'll be humming the tune all day long!

Every year we try to talk ourselves out of caring about Valentine’s Day and every year we give in to the fun of celebrating love.

If you're cool with letting an imposter do the talking for you, then by all means. But if you want to wait for the real thing, it will be an exercise in patience.

I'm not sure, but I think if I tried this with my wife it would be the last Valentine's Day we spent together! Somehow I think candy, flowers or just about anything else would be appreciated more!

Back in 1987 Woolworth was in the Valentine's Day game selling chocolates, a pound of them, for just $4.99. Then they mention something that I had totally forgot about.
Woolworth had it's own restaurant, and from what I can remember, it wasn't bad...

Larry and Kelcie were in love from the beginning in high school. They were inseparable, and Larry wanted nothing more to propose to the love of his life.
Then everything changed.

If you want to show your lady love just how much she makes your heart explode this Valentine's Day, why not just go ahead and make her heart explode?

Valentine's Day is hearts and flowers and cards and love in the air! Does the thought of that make you want to hurl? Are you currently without a significant other and really don't want to deal with today? Well, I found the perfect Anti-Valentine's card for you. Guaranteed to make you …

I literally just peed my pants laughing.