St. Patrick's Day

Lucky the Leprechaun Arrested for DUI
Lucky the Leprechaun Arrested for DUI
Lucky the Leprechaun, best known for being the spokesperson for Lucky Charms cereal, was arrested this morning in Southern Maine after a State Trooper noticed him driving erratically on I 95. The Leprechaun, whose blood alcohol level was nearly three times the legal limit, cursed at the Trooper and told her that Leprechauns had higher metabolisms and could process alcohol more quickly than humans.
Irish Spring, the Infamous Succubus to Appear at Bangor Gentleman’s Club
Irish Spring, the Infamous Succubus to Appear at Bangor Gentleman’s Club
St. Patrick’s Day Weekend in Maine just got a little wilder and a lot more dangerous with the news that Irish Spring, the world renowned Succubus, who hails from Dublin, will be in Bangor performing at Diamonds Gentleman’s Club Now I could warn the men of Maine what a Succubus is and what she does, but that would take all the fun out of her visit...

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