Darth Vader Arrested for Assaulting Park Security After Being Denied Employee Discount at Disneyland

Has the force gone awry? The Modern Philosopher sent this to me

The Happiest Place on Earth has felt the wrath of the Dark Side of the Force.  Luckily, the only Stormtroopers on hand were members of the LAPD, and the newest Death Star is not yet operational.  So, Disneyland will not be suffering the fate of Alderaan...at least not for now.

Reports are still coming in at this hour, but what this Modern Philosopher has been able to piece together is that Darth Vader, aka Anakin Skywalker (the LAPD insisted on using that name in its report on the incident), arrived at the park, asked for an Employee Discount, and was denied.

 

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