Domestic violence is no joke. It's a serious problem. But, consider this

Police in Clawson, Michigan were called to what had been reported as a horrific domestic violence attack. The 911 caller reported hearing terrified loud screams of a woman who certainly seemed to be in serious trouble as she pleaded with her tormentor to "Please stop!" However when police knocked on the door, the shouting woman answered and said her screams were only in response to her boyfriends repeated loud and quite pungent farts! She kept yelling "Stop!" as he continued to pass gas for several minutes. Police did not release the names of the couple and no charges were filed.

(Source Detroit Free Press)