Wanna Be a Bacon Critic?
Do you like bacon? Not good enough. Do you Love bacon? Nope, still not good enough! Do you really, really LOVE bacon? Then you should apply to be the Extra Crispy's Bacon Critic! It's a 3 month freelance position and you can live anywhere in the United States.
This is a very real position, that will spend 3 months "researching, writing about and obsessing over bacon". As the Extra Crispy Bacon Critic you'll eventually decided the Best Bacon in the United States.
You'll need to be a good writer, have an unmistakable voice, a sense of adventure and an insatiable hunger for bacon! Sounds perfect doesn't it?
To apply, send a short essay of fewer than 600 words recounting your favorite bacon-related memory to firstname.lastname@example.org by June 24, 2016. Writers with funny and memorable stories are preferred