“Punny T-Shirts”

I love puns, it must be my somewhat warped sense of humor :) We get a lot of catalogs at our house, and one of my favorites is Signals. I'm not sure why they keep sending it, as it's been a long time since we have ordered anything, but they continue to send it.

In this issue, they have some great puns on T-shirts. If you like puns, you'll love these!

Fairy tales tend to DRAGON

That Cheese Doesn't Belong to You. It's NACHO CHEESE.

When I Talk About Computers I Make My MOTHERBOARD.

Santa's Helpers Are Subordinate Clauses

Ancient Orators Tended to BABYLON

A Tardy Cannibal Gets the COLD Shoulder

'Tis Better to Have Loved A Short Person Than Never to Have Loved A TALL.

A Backward Poet Writes INVERSE

Never Play Cards in the Serengetti. There Are Too Many CHEETAHS.

A Hungry Clock Goes Back FOUR SECONDS

Dishonest Golfers Don't Play The FAIRWAY

Have any favorites of your own? Share them in the comments below!