I love puns, it must be my somewhat warped sense of humor :) We get a lot of catalogs at our house, and one of my favorites is Signals. I'm not sure why they keep sending it, as it's been a long time since we have ordered anything, but they continue to send it.
In this issue, they have some great puns on T-shirts. If you like puns, you'll love these!
Fairy tales tend to DRAGON
That Cheese Doesn't Belong to You. It's NACHO CHEESE.
When I Talk About Computers I Make My MOTHERBOARD.
Santa's Helpers Are Subordinate Clauses
Ancient Orators Tended to BABYLON
A Tardy Cannibal Gets the COLD Shoulder
'Tis Better to Have Loved A Short Person Than Never to Have Loved A TALL.
A Backward Poet Writes INVERSE
Never Play Cards in the Serengetti. There Are Too Many CHEETAHS.
A Hungry Clock Goes Back FOUR SECONDS
Dishonest Golfers Don't Play The FAIRWAY
Have any favorites of your own? Share them in the comments below!