Papelbon Gets 7 Games Peterson 1 Game

Who got it right? Major League Baseball suspends the Phillie's Jonathan Palpebon 7 games for grabbing his crotch on Sunday, September 15th in a "salute" to the fans. Papelbon's defense? He's wearing a cup and he needs to adjust himself.

Minnesota Viking's Adrian Peterson beats his son with a branch, causing welts all over his legs, back, scrotum and hands. His son claims he puts the tree leaves in his mouth. The Vikings deactivate him for one game, but he's reinstated after the Vikings loss to the Patriots, and he's expected to play this Sunday. Peterson's defense? He was just disciplining his son.

Give me the crotch grabber over the child beater any day!