We wonder what he thought was going to happen.

Apparently, a man decided it would be a good idea to urinate on a Bangor Police Department cruiser with a police officer inside the car.

After being taken to jail on disorderly conduct charges, the man told the corrections officers that he didn't know it was illegal to accidentally urinate on a police cruiser. Oh, well, never mind then. You're free to go.

Actually, he wasn't. And the Bangor Police Department offered the man and all their Facebook fans a simple rule to remember:

"The moral to the story is this: If you pee on the po-po, to jail you will go-go."