Dear Old Man Winter!

Screw! It's time for you to go! I tried to write this nicely, but I am so over you! For three months you have brought us way below temperatures, and way above average snowfall. Kids will be going to school until late June. You have caused my bank account to become lower because I have had to buy oil in addition to the wood pellets, and my house still isn't warm!

The roads suck, Spring baseball will be lucky to get on the field in Eastern and Central Maine before mid April. Golf courses, will be lucky to open by mid April. I am so over you Old Man Winter. You have stuck around and made things miserable for three months, and it's time for you to go! So pack up your snow, your ice, your freezing rain, and get the heck out of here!

And Spring... Don't even think about coming in like a lion!

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