How Dead Am I?
My wife placed this note on the bathroom mirror the other day. I told her I saw it, and said that I hoped Collin, our son who just returned from the Appalachian Trail had seen it, as I'm sure it was directed at him and not me! She gave me the hairy eyeball and said "What makes you think that?"
I explained that I had been happily married to her for almost 27 years, and that I had been "trained" in these tasks. Her outburst of laughter caused me to think otherwise!
So this morning, just so she knew that I saw it, and understood, I left her a message!
Colgate toothpaste makes a great writing instrument! So that leads me to ask "How Dead Am I?"