How Big of An Idiot Are You?
Take the test, see how you score.
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
- A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
- Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
- How many outs are there in an inning?
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
- Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
- A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
- If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
- How far can a dog run into the woods?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- What was the President's name in 1970?
Answers:
- Yes
- One
- All of them (12)
- The beggar is her sister.
- He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
- 6
- No - because he is dead.
- They aren't playing each other.
- 70
- White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.
- 2
- 50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel)
- The match.
- Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.
- 1 Hour
- 9
- None - Noah took them on the ark.
- Meat
- 12
- Barack Obama - And it still is today!
Answers to Test and Scoring guide:
- 20 Correct - Genius
- 17 Correct - Above Normal
- 15 Correct - Normal
- 8 Correct - Not the brightest crayon in the box
- 6 Correct - Not quite an idiot...definitely not an Einstein
- 3 Correct - Big Idiot