Definitions of Down East Maine According to the Urban Dictionary

Have you ever visited the Urban Dicitionary? Sometimes the definitions that you get are pretty inappropriate, but sometimes the definitions can be pretty funny. I typed in some of the towns and cities in Downeast Maine, and here's what came up!

Bar Harbor - tourist hell. Using the word in a sentence - A crowd of old people with socks up to their knees and cargo shorts jumped me in Bar Harbor.

Ellsworth - a measure of time valued at the length it takes to smoke a blunt  Using the word in a sentence - I can really only tolerate him for an ellsworth.

Downeast - Where the lobsters run like antelopes - Using the word in a sentence - Gonna go downeast fuh some chowdah