Have you ever visited the Urban Dicitionary? Sometimes the definitions that you get are pretty inappropriate, but sometimes the definitions can be pretty funny. I typed in some of the towns and cities in Downeast Maine, and here's what came up!

Bar Harbor - tourist hell. Using the word in a sentence - A crowd of old people with socks up to their knees and cargo shorts jumped me in Bar Harbor.

Ellsworth - a measure of time valued at the length it takes to smoke a blunt  Using the word in a sentence - I can really only tolerate him for an ellsworth.

Downeast - Where the lobsters run like antelopes - Using the word in a sentence - Gonna go downeast fuh some chowdah