Advice to Craig on St. Patrick’s Day
I took Collin, my son out today for a green beer at lunch time. He was off today, and of course being 22, he ordered one beer with lunch, and when the waitress brought it said, you might as well bring another, as this one will be gone when you come back! Oh to be 22, and be off on St. Patrick's Day!
Then, when I saw this old Irish joke, I immediately thought of Craig, my 24 year old! Here he is in Las Vegas earlier this month! While he's not one to really over drink, I wanted to share this joke with him., and you!
Pat had been celebrating St Patrick’s Day at his local pub all day. The bartender says, “No more drinking for you tonight, Pat.” Pat replies, “Okay, I’ll be on my way then.” Pat climbs off his stool and falls on his face. He pulls himself up by the stool. He takes a step towards the door and falls on his face again. He thinks that if he can get to the door and breathe some fresh air, he’ll be fine. He crawls to the door and sticks his head out to take a deep breath of fresh air, which makes him feel better. He takes one step onto the sidewalk and falls on his face yet again. He thinks he must be really drunk. Pat can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and inside. He crawls upstairs to his bedroom door. He takes one step into the room and falls on his face again. He climbs into bed and falls asleep. The next morning, his wife, brings him a cup of coffee and says, “Get up Pat. Did you have a lot to drink last night?” Pat says, “I did. I was drunk. How did you know?” ‘The bartender called and said “You left your wheelchair at the pub.”